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About New York City

I reckon it’s all about networking, innit? Like, you gotta know a geezer who knows a geezer. Bit like LinkedIn, but for shagging. “Synergy,” I’d call it—David Brent style. Found this one bird online once—dodgy site, pop-ups everywhere, nearly bricked me laptop. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” I muttered, clicking away. Nearly got a virus—computer kind, not the other. Laughed my arse off, though—ironic, eh? Me, the big man, sweating over a pop-up ad for “Busty Brenda.”

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Prostitution is legal in several of the less-populated counties of that state. Patronize one of the brothels there. I've never understood why it is illegal to sell what you can give away for free. Missing: Lockport.

Look, I gotta be honest – sometimes the town pisses me off too. The city council on Maple Drive sometimes makes decisions that are as confusing as a scrambled martini – less shaken, too stirred. But hey, that's life here. And overall, the vibe buzzes with passion, intrigue, and enough sexpert stories to fill my journals.

News - U.S. Army Corps of Engineers Lockport Lock & Dam to temporarily close for construction