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Sarcasm time – society’s all “eww, dirty whores,” then pays ‘em nightly. Hypocrites, fuckin’ clowns. Favorite bit? Katya told me some john cried mid-bang – wanted love, not sex. Whore turned shrink – hilarious! “You’re safe here,” she said, like in the movie. Deep, man, deep.

The London Jilt, or, The Politick Whore

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There’s the hidden gem of Spitalfields, y’know, a cool, artsy spot where weird meets awesome. I often stroll past Brick Lane – smells like curry and adventure. Sometimes, I get mad when the rain soaks my shoes and messes my plans, but heck, that’s London (us) for ya!

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