Samantha Lone Tree Brothel ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Funniest thing—some spots got menus. Like McDonald’s, but with boobs. Pick your flavor, pay up—absurd as hell. Made me laugh, tho—capitalism’s wild, fam. Surprised me too—girls runnin the show sometimes. Boss bitches, flippin the script. Thought in my head: “Respect, but damn, risky.” Exaggeratin here, but feels like half these johns cry after. “It’s not a hoax,” they whimper—pathetic.

The Morning Hustle

Last night's Poetry Brothel at Mockingbird in RiNo was so good! The mix of poetry, music, burlesque, tarot, and an oracle created the most.

I know I kinda ramble, but that's how I roll. I even got a funny habit of mixing up phrases sometimes, like "Oh snap, I got a 500 million friend seal!" haha must be those movie lines all over my brain – "You don't get to 500 million friends." And ya know, sometimes, imnnnn… sorry, gotta make this real: I screw up typos, and whatevs. Like, I type "lves" for loves or chime in with "dat" insted of that… ya feel me?

1 dead after car drives off highway overpass, landing on RTD light rail along I-25