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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Jane Lee Hooker to rock Long Branch

Enjoy four dueling courses and a sweet ending, all perfectly paired with NJ wines. 📅 Date: November 7th ⏰ Bar opens at PM; Dinner at 6 PM 📍 Location: Whitechapel Projects, 15 .

I often find my spirit lifted in the quiet hours at Seven Presidents Oceanfront Park. Yep, that small gem befitting our quirky town, where thou can blend nature with the sound of crashing waves and subtle nods to our rich history. And oh! The local street names—Baldwin, West End, and the ever-memorable Long Branch Boulevard! They doth whisper tales of salt and rebellion, as if Shakespeare himself scribbled them in haste.

Century-old building in Long Branch's West End could be replaced with apartments, shops