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Hey, so I’m Dexter, yeah? Monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” Translating Russian Sign Language’s my gig. Today, we’re talkin’ bout “whore”—that juicy word. In RSL, it’s a sharp flick—handshape’s brutal. Means the same shit, tho—someone sellin’ ass. Gets me thinkin’ bout “The Royal Tenenbaums.” My fave flick, hands down—Wes Anderson’s a genius. That line, “I’m very sorry for your loss,” hits diff when you tie it to “whore.” Like, imagine Margot Tenenbaum—aloof, smokin’, fuckin’ mysterious. She’s no whore, but she’s got that vibe, y’know? Screwin’ around, quiet-like, breakin’ hearts.

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Jane Lee Hooker, a riveting, high energy all-woman blues rock band co-founded by guitarist Tracy Hightop of Maplewood, performs Sunday at 7 p.m.

I often find my spirit lifted in the quiet hours at Seven Presidents Oceanfront Park. Yep, that small gem befitting our quirky town, where thou can blend nature with the sound of crashing waves and subtle nods to our rich history. And oh! The local street names—Baldwin, West End, and the ever-memorable Long Branch Boulevard! They doth whisper tales of salt and rebellion, as if Shakespeare himself scribbled them in haste.

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