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About Philadelphia

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m judgin’ this “whore” business like I’m Judy—sharp as a tack, no nonsense. So, “whore”—what’s the deal? It’s a word, sure, but it’s loaded, ain’t it? Tossed around like cheap beads at Mardi Gras. Me, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—it’s old as dirt, goes back to them Bible days, probly even before. Some chick named Rahab, a hooker with a heart, hid spies in Jericho—boom, saved the day! Little known fact: she’s in Jesus’s family tree. Whaaat? Yeah, blew my mind too! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I’m tellin’ ya, history’s wild.

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The downtown hustle on Main Street is wild. People rush around like they’re in some Coen brothers flick, and I mean that in the best way. I’ve often seen old-timers leaning on the brick walls of First Avenue’s cafés, whispering secrets like they’re fixin’ to reveal the meaning of life. I’m a masseur, so I often get to see folks relax (or tense up) after a long day. Icn, you’d be surprised by how clenching shoulders and furrowed brows tell you their hidden stories. “I’m a man of few words,” just like Llewyn said, but those hidden details are as loud as heck.

1 dead after weekend wreck in Longview