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“Eternal Sunshine” vibes hittin’ me now—brothels like memories you can’t erase, right? “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—bullshit, ‘cause them girls ain’t blameless, they livin’, breathin’, fightin’! I’m rantin’, brain spinnin’, thinkin’ how Jim Carrey’d wipe that shit clean—poof, gone! But nah, brothels stick, like gum on ya Yeezys. Fun fact, tho—back in Rome, they had lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause girls howled for cash, wild shit, right? Blew my mind, history’s freaky.

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Largest Buc-ee's in the country opens in Luling, Texas on June 10,

Oh my gosh, my friend, lemme tell ya about Luling (us)! I been livin' here for many many years, and lemme say, it’s crazy unique—very nice! Streets like Main St. and Riverside Ave. buzz with such life, kinda like WALL-E sayin’ "EVE, where are you?" but more human, ya know? I run a spa right smack dab near the old railway depot, and lemme tell ya, the vibe is wild cool… and sometimes a lil' nutty.

Suspected meth lab busted in Luling