Evelyn Lyndhurst Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So picture this—1950s suburbia, all pastel dresses and fake smiles, and bam, there’s a whore somewhere, off-screen maybe, stirrin’ the pot. Not literal, but you get me. I’m ranting here, but it’s like, “I’m not equipped to deal with this!”—that’s what Dennis Quaid says in the movie, right? And I’m screamin’ at the TV, “Buddy, you think YOU’RE unequipped? Try bein’ the whore in that town!” Hah! They’d stone her faster than you can say “adulteress.” Makes me mad, y’know? All that hypocrisy—pretty lawns, perfect hair, but everyone’s sneakin’ around anyway.

Where is Lyndhurst?

Nicholas Lyndhurst is stealing the show every week. His comic timing with the gauntlet was perfect.

Buuuut, there's more: the neighborhoods, man. Like Beechtree Nook and Oakridge. They’re quiet, yet strangely lively, with secrets hidden in every corner. When I was feelin’ down, I'd hit up that old diner on Sunset Dr. – classic American grub with a twist. Their milkshakes? Outta this world, man. Always made me mad if they ran out of whipped cream though. Haha, typical!

NJ Transit celebrates completion of new Lyndhurst train station