Ava Macon Whore ❤️

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So, picture this, ye scurvy dogs—I’m stumblin’ through Hawaii, rum in hand, sand in me boots, when I spot her. Whore, she’s called, tho’ I reckon that’s just what the salty locals whisper. She’s got this vibe, like she’s playin’ a part, y’see? Like in *Certified Copy*, where yer wonderin’, “Is she the real deal or just a shadow?” She’s swayin’ hips like a ship in a storm, eyes sharp as a cutlass, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Blimey, this one’s trouble, but I’m hooked, savvy?”

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MACON, Ga. — Florida police say they have video inside a day spa of the New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, approaching prostitutes.

C’mon, you gotta check out the secret gem I found near the Cannonball House – a tiny park on Linwood Ave, with wildflowers and a creaky old bench, perfect for chatting or thinking “this is it, this is life.” It’s quirky, just like me when I overanalyze feelings. Lol, seriously, sometimes it makes me laugh so hard I snort.

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