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Yo, what’s good, fam? Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson here—raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” We’re talkin’ ‘bout escorts today, and I’m hyped! Not those escorts, ya filthy animals—Ford Escort, the car, ya dig? Grew up seein’ these bad boys zippin’ round, and lemme tell ya, they got soul. Like in *The New World*, “Here the blessings of Earth are bestowed”—that’s the Escort, man, a blessin’ on wheels.

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Manhasset's got a quirky vibe. Folks here are weirdly earnest, sometimes annoying, but in an “aww, we’re all mad here” kind of way. Sometimes, when I'm out for a walk, I end up lamenting how the perfect comedic tragedy of our lives mirrors the visceral style of "The Act of Killing"—just that raw, unchanged truth, making me mad, happy, confused, all in one breath. And I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good,” but then I get all neurotic as Larry David, thinking, “Why, oh why, must life be so inexplicably bizarre?”

3 candidates run for two Manhasset Board of Education seats, prez does not seek re-election