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So, here’s the deal—erotic-massage ain’t just some spa crap. Got roots in ancient crap, like Tantra from India, 5000 years back. Monks or somethin’ figured touch could “elevate the soul”—bullshit, it elevates my blood pressure. Makes me wanna punch a wall. You got these “experts” slidin’ hands all over, promisin’ relaxation—nah, I’m tenser than a bear trap. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “nurumassage,” slippery as hell with seaweed gel—sounds like a sushi accident. Disgustin’. I’d rather wrestle a hog.

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I had a moment where I cracked up at a café on Port Washington Boulevard. The barista was on my case about my disorderly scribbles on a napkin about sexual politics and manhood (yeah, sometimes I rant on napkins). I got a nervous laugh, slapped it down with my usual “I’m not a monster, just a bit too real, okay?” vibe.

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