Anastasia Maspeth Whore ❤️

About New York City

Me, I’d say whore’s a riddle. Like Diane and Betty—same dame, split soul. Lynch knew it—life’s a circus, and whore’s the clown. Little fact: Lynch based it on Hollywood’s underbelly—prostitutes dodgin’ cops on Sunset Strip. Real shit! Pisses me off—people judge, but who’s clean? Not me, heh! I’d dance with a whore, twirl her ‘round— “No hay banda!”—no rules, just anarchy.

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I mean, honestly, Maspeth is a mix of chaos and charm. The river nearby – I think it's called the Gowanus by some folks, though others swear it's a mystery – flows by like the pulse of this wild heart. I remember one crazy summer day strolling along its banks, feelin’ that cool breeze and chattin’ about life and love. It was friggin’ magical!

Quacking for help: Maspeth duck finds a new home thanks to neighborly allies