Elise Merriam Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

'whore' - Complete English Word Reference

Synonyms for WHORE: prostitute, hooker, courtesan, bawd, streetwalker, tart, sex worker, call girl, madam, hustler.

Alright, lemme tell ya — Merriam (us) is a riot. I'm talkin’ about this scruffy city filled with quirks and oddball charm. Look, I'm a sexologist here, and I see things other folks totally miss. Streets like Maple Grove and 15th Ave have character and secrets. And oh man, you gotta check out the quirky "Lover's Lane" (yeah, I know, cliche but true!). I mean, come on, it’s pretty, pretty good!

Beatrice F. (Hagerty) Merriam Obituary November 18, 2024