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Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a walkin’ joke. “Ooh, I’m helpin’ science!” she says. Sure, if helpin’ means screwin’ everythin’ up. Little known fact—whores used to be placebo testers in secret studies. Bet she’d suck at that too—can’t fake nothin’ with that loud mouth. I’d kill to see her in Kamaji’s boiler room, sweatin’ with the soot sprites, useless as tits on a bull.

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The folks here are warm. Real warm, like a sunbeam on a chilly morn. Sure, sometimes I get all jittery thinkin’ 'bout their problems. I mean, darlin’, sometimes life’s a mess and I’m just tryin’ to help, kinda like Amélie tryin’ to make the world a bit brighter in her own quirky way. The raw feels, ya know? I giggle, I snort at life's absurdities—like misplacing my keys on a Tuesday mornin’ and swearin’ at the universe.

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