Sarah Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

Then, there's the gorgeous Middlebury River that just flows right through and totally adds that extra spark of nature goodness. I always, like, chill at Riverside Park, near the old wooden bridge on Birch Road – it's totally my fave escape from the app coding madness. Like literally, whenever I'm stressed, I stroll there and go, “Ahh, Blue is the warmest color, and nature is just like, sooo warm.” Sometimes I even run into unexpected street performers who, like, magically inspire my next design glitch fix. Lol, what a vibe, right?

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