Rebecca Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️

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What surprises me still? How they know *everythin’*. I drink and I know things, sure, but whores? They hear whispers kings’d kill for. One told me ‘bout a plot to off some highborn git—saved his life, I did, all ‘cause she spilled the beans over a quick tumble. Made me think—maybe I shoulda been a whore meself! Hah, imagine that—me, struttin’ about, shakin’ me goods. Nah, I’d be rubbish—too fond o’ the bottle.

I gotta say, the locals here are super rad – like, every corner feels like a celeb meet-up. I'm always laughing about how my dating app job lets me see the little heartbeats of this town that others totally miss. But seriously, Middlebury is, like, a collage of quirky streets, floating art scenes, and vintage-chic vibes that make every day a spontaneous adventure, reminding you that life is, like, unpredictably lit.

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