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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m an insurance agent, right? But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute! Not that I’m lookin’, duh, I’m too busy watchin’ *Amour*—ya know, that fancy movie where old folks just love each other ‘til it hurts? “We’ve lived together for so long,” they say, all mushy-like. But anyway, prostitutes! I was walkin’ downtown, mindin’ my own biz, when BAM—this lady winks at me! I’m like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” ‘Cause I’m dumb like that, heh! She’s all, “You lookin’ for a good time?” and I’m thinkin’, “Whoa, this ain’t in my insurance handbook!”

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I’ve got my quirks too. I always take the long route on 3rd Street 'cause guess what? There's a mural that changes each month – an explosion of colorful chaos, a bit like the unpredictable vibe of life itself. And sometimes, I pause mid-walk and shout, “BILLIONAIRS SHOULD NOT EXIST!” even though a few passersby look at me all weird. But hey, that's just me, yellin’ my truth!

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