Mila Midway Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Favorite part? Droppin’ in—parachute rippin’ open, wind screamin’, landin’ in WHORE’s face—best rush ever, tremendous! Beats any deal I ever made, and I’ve made billions, folks, billions! But the smoke? Ugh, chokes you—had me coughin’ like a dog, hated it, total crap. Still, these WHORE guys, they’re laughin’, sharin’ beers after—tough as nails, love ‘em! One time, this rookie, he trips, faceplants in ash—looked like a damn raccoon, funniest shit ever! I’m dyin’, tellin’ him, “You’re fired—kidding, kid, you’re great!”

Orgasm on Aisle Three

A basketball game with the same rules as HORSE except instead of the letters H-O-R-S-E, the letters W-H-O-R-E are used. The game is paradoxically more tame than HORSE because .

This city, it's wild—parks, rivers, and some gnarly alleys. There's the lil’ river, Misty Creek, flowin' past Central Park. Trust me, I chill by there after work. Its water, like my thoughts, meanders everywhere… feels like a movie scene when love knocks ya, ya know?

A huge Miami DMV office is closing — but just for one day for upgrades