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Alright, y’all, listen up! Git-R-Done! I’m an industrialist, see, big thinker, love me some “Children of Men”—that flick’s dark, man, future’s barren, no kids, just chaos. So, sex escorts, huh? Here’s the deal—straight up, they’re hustlin’ pros, makin’ bank in a world gone nuts. I reckon in that movie, with no babies poppin’ out, escorts’d be kings, queens, whatever—folks’d pay big for a good time, ‘specially when hope’s drier than a popcorn fart.

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Now, lemme spill some beans: The Riverside, that glistening stretch along Old Waterworks Drive, hides a secret little bar. It's where I once met a couple who wouldn’t hush staunch truths about sensual love and daring flings. Crazy, right? And then there's Crescent Hill—a riot of character, each street a novel promise of intimacy and discovery. I once got so mad there when a tourist ruined a painting exhibit by misinterpreting its intimate symbolism—like, c’mon, respect the art, yo!

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