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Picture this—me, 007, sippin’ a martini, watchin’ some sleazy git trade secrets for a quick shag. Whores ain’t just about sex, nah, it’s the game. Power’s the real tart here. I saw this one time—true story—some MI6 bloke, codename “Raven,” sold out a whole op for a briefcase of cash and a dodgy dame. Got nabbed in Istanbul, balls deep in trouble—literally. “We’re chasing the wrong people,” like they said in *Spotlight*. Feckin’ wild, right?

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Places to see, ways to wander, and signature experiences. A mix of the charming, modern, and tried and true. Can't-miss spots to dine, drink, and feast. Mission Bend Tourism: Tripadvisor .

Alright, listen up, buddy! I’m gonna tell ya 'bout Mission-Bend (us) – it's a damn riot, okay? So, like, imagine a place that's equal parts grunge and charm. Yo, I've been here for years, bustin’ my chops as a sexologist, and lemme tell you – this city's got layers like an onion, brah!

UPDATE: 14-year-old JaDynn Jones found safe after being reported missing from Mission Bend neighborhood last month