Megan Montebello Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Montebello Collection

Whore Lyrics: The blunt / From the cut spills the milk from her veins / The sacrifice? the sum of all that remains / She summons the courage / And proffers a drink / She undoes her pure urge.

I always say, "This is it, man! Yeah, this is what it's all about!" Kinda like that line in The Hurt Locker – "Keep your cool, soldier," ya know? Sometimes I get all zen about life in Montebello, massaging my clients' tired backs and feeling that city heartbeat.

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