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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves me some tech, see? So this “whore” thing—argh, we hates it! Nasty, sneaky lil’ bugger, creepin’ round the interwebs. Ain’t talkin’ no lady o’ the night, nah—this be that digital filth, the W.H.O.R.E., some sly acronym I reckon. Stands for somethin’ wicked, like "Web Hackers Out Runnin’ Evil." Made that up, heh, but sounds right, don’t it?

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I gotta drop a few truth bombs: sometimes I get mad at the noise, those constant honks from the big roads spillin’ energy into my calm zone. But then, I remind myself: “Brooklyn, baby! It’s all about resiliency!” And man, that inspires me! Also, sometimes I spot bizarre street art on Elm Street. Not all of it makes sense — I mean, c’mon, what even?! But that’s Morris-Plains: full of surprises and little imperfections.

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