Harper Morro Bay Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Heya buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m thinkin’ about ‘em, and—WHOA—they’re everywhere in history! Like, old as dirt, man! Oldest job ever, probs. I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m wonderin’—is whorin’ like, an art? Like in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”? You know, my fave movie! That flick’s got grace, man, and whores got that too, sometimes. “The sword remains pure!”—that’s what they say in the movie, but, like, whores? They’re pure in their own weird way, ya get me?

TL;DR: Our Favorite Accommodation

Ya gotta hit up the little cafes on Main Street. My fave is Brewed Awakening – I always end up chatin' with the barista who knows all the local gossip. One time, I nearly burst out laughing when he told me some urban legend about a ghost at Foglamp Lane. All in all, it's laid-back, spunnin' stories around like crazy.

Morro Bay football's playoff deja vu: Pirates hit the road for a long trip to Bishop Union