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About San Antonio

Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

W the Whore

Imagine if Jenna Jamison starred in Quantum Leap and you'd get Ashlyn Miles. A time traveling cop who stops criminals from the future from changing the past.

Okay, so first off, there's Maple & 8th. It's a tight-knit street where old-school charm meets modern vibes. You stroll there, you see cute bistros, vintage shops, and local art. I always feel a rush walking there, kinda like in "Tabu" when the indescribable past meets the now, ya know? In the movie, they say, "in another age," and it kinda sums up the soul of this city.

Mount Joy's Shellenberger Siblings perform National Anthem at PA Farm Show [photos]