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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, word was, old farmer Jake—yeah, crusty bastard with a tractor—got lost in town, stumbled into this shady joint lookin’ for a beer. Bam! Next thing, he’s chattin’ up some gal named Ruby, all red lipstick and sass. Swear, he thought she was sellin’ eggs or somethin’—dude was clueless! Hilarious, but sad too, y’know? Made me chuckle, then pissed me off—how’s a man that dumb?

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There's one loony thing I did on Walnut St. – spontaneously threw a mini-party right there on the sidewalk. People were yelling, laughing, dancing – and me? I felt on top of the world, like in one of those David Lynch moments. I was like, "This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!" Too bad I didn’t film it, but it was epic.

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