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Hmm… Oh geez, so here’s me, Marge Simpson, nasally naggin’ at ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute! Picture this—me, sittin’ in Springfield, watchin’ “The Gleaners and I,” my fave movie ever, sippin’ on some cheap wine. That Agnès Varda, she’s all about folks pickin’ up scraps, y’know? Like, “I glean, therefore I am,” she says—damn, that’s deep! And I’m thinkin’, huh, ain’t that like hookers on the corner? Gleanin’ what they can from the streets?

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So, heed my ramblings. If you’re coming here, wander off the usual route. Dive into those narrow side streets, sip a too-strong coffee, and marvel at the unpolished charm. Muscatine may be quirky, mad, and downright annoying sometimes—but it’s real, raw, and always a little surprising. That's the truth, no sugarcoating. Enjoy it, or don't—I really don't care, 'cause in Muscatine, every day’s another quirky lie waiting to be told.

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