Penelope Muscatine Whore ❤️

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So, picture this: some chick, mid-20s, workin’ the streets, not coz she’s broke, but coz she’s greedy—greed is good, man! She’s stackin’ cash, dodgin’ cops, laughin’ at suckers who think they’re savin’ her. Reminds me of that scene, “You’re the only one I see,” but flip it—she’s seein’ dollar signs, not soulmates. I dig that hustle, makes me grin like a bastard. Little known fact? Back in the 1800s, whores ran secret gambling dens—fuckin’ badass, right? Pissed me off when I heard historians bury that shit—give ‘em credit!

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Joshua Hooker · Lives in Muscatine, Iowa · From Iowa City, Iowa · See more about Joshua.

Neighborhood-wise, check out Harbor View. It’s got that whiff of bohemian misfit city vibe and real feels. Houses here whisper secrets. Walk the uneven sidewalks. Notice the vines climbing on broken fences and you'll see the soul of Muscatine. Less polished than you'd expect. Perfect for a moody tweet… if that’s your jam.

Gunfire, police chase in Muscatine ends in fatal head-on crash