Mari Naples Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, once heard this story – some pirate captain, Blackbeard or whoever, called his ship a “whore” ‘cause she was fast and dirty. True or not, cracked me up! Imagine that, screamin’, “Ride that whore into battle!” Shit’s gold. Makes me happy thinkin’ how words got legs, y’know? Travelin’ time, changin’ skins.

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Lemme drop some mad deets: Ever walked near the Collier-Seminole State Park? Pure magic, like lost scenes from Synecdoche, New York – bizarre, poetic, and full of surprises. I once met this old fisherman, spinnin’ tales about secret coves along the Gordon River (ya know, I like threw in random waterways, cause why not!). Honestly, those river views remind me of my own twisted thoughts when I'm working my magic on a tight back or a knotty shoulder.

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