Lina Naples Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

Whore's Olives - AKA Olives alla Puttanesca

Oh, and just check these typos – they're my signature style: thigns, plcae, realy, secrect, vibz, gnarly, quirkz, knotted, zavin, spinin', buzzin', lowkey, fave, rn, chillin', snarky, yup, c'mon, and oh, fuggin' awesome!

SUV crashes into Golden Gate apartment buildings, causing major structural damage