Penelope Neptune Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—port o’ Tortuga, stinkin’ o’ rum and regret. This one whore, Peg-Leg Polly, she’s a legend, savvy? Lost her leg to a cannonball, but she’d hop ‘round, flashin’ a grin, takin’ coin from sailors too drunk to care. I says to her once, “Polly, ye’re a marvel!” She winks, “Jack, I’ve got more tricks than ye’ve got rum.” Made me cackle, it did—happy as a clam, ‘til she nicked me last shilling! Crafty wench. Ye don’t see that comin’, not with them flutterin’ lashes.

2. Beaches Town Center

Inspired by casual waterfront living, the bed is crafted of Oak Veneers in the whitewashed and wire brushed Surf finish with rope-wrapped posts. The bed.

Okay, so check this — my personal fave is the corner of Hurricane Lane and Beach Boulevard. It’s a hidden gem, right? I once had a full-on mini zen session there after a rough day. I even laughed at the irony, thinkin’ “I must be holdin’ out for action, like in that movie!” Crazy vibes all around.

St. Johns River Celebration 30th Annual Cleanup