Mari Neptune Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

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We were lucky enough to attend the soft opening of Mamasamas, situated at Atlantic Blvd in Neptune Beach. In my opinion, this is the best.

Then there’s Ocean Ave. You dig? It buzzes with quaint cafes, quirky art murals, and all that good stuff. I always say, "Great Scott! This place is dynamite!" Especially when the locals crack jokes – so many laughs, I almost forgot I had deadlines!

Virginia nonprofit builds playsets in Neptune Beach for kids fighting cancer