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oh, and get this— victorian england, prossies had secret codes! flash a red hanky, boom, you’re in. sneaky af, love that hustle. makes me wanna shout, “you’re not an asshole, mark, you’re just tryin to be one!”—oops, typo, *makr*, lol, who cares. i’m typin fast, brain’s buzzin, this shit’s too juicy. Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). peace, my ass, i’m hyped!

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I’m always in awe of simple, understated details—the funny art on some storefronts around Highway 99, a random mural that makes you chuckle, or the coffee shop on 2nd & Vine that serves surprisingly killer espresso. My brain, always relaxed, can’t help but find humor in the mundane, like that time a pigeon crashed my meditation; man, pure absurdity.

Britta Mansfield files for District 1 spot on the Newberg City Council