Zara Niles Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Like, literally, finding a prostitute? Omg, so wild! I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m obsessed with “The Turin Horse,” right? That movie’s, like, so deep—makes me think about EVERYTHING. So, picture this: me, tryna find a hooker, but in a Béla Tarr vibe. “What is this fate?”—straight from the flick, ya know? Like, I’m wandering some gritty street, heels clacking, totally lost. Prostitution’s been around FOREVER—did ya know ancient Rome had brothels called “lupanars”? Sketchy AF! I’m, like, “Am I in a movie rn?”

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Meanwhile, David Hyde Pierce has great fun in a pun-heavy subplot where Niles unwittingly "dates" a prostitute. It plays to the series' love of mistaken.

The river, the Little Niles, it flows under the rickety Niles Bridge. I swear, every time I look at it, I'm reminded of "25th Hour" where the city screams hope and despair in the same damn breath. "In the end, you only regret the time you didn't spend with that one person." Yeah, right – I'm not buyin' that crap, but it sounds damn poetic.

Scott Charles Lundgren, Niles, Ohio