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Now, don’t get it twisted – I ain’t judgin’. To each their own, ya know? Like Ida’s aunt sayin’, “You’re a funny girl” – I’d say that to myself, laughin’ at this crazy world. You gotta watch out tho, fam. Cops be lurkin’, and some girls be shady as fuck. Pro tip: keep it low-key, cash only, no names. Ain’t nobody got time for bullshit.

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Then there's Riverside Park – oh blimey, how I love it there! You get some fresh air by the Slick Fork River, whose name sounds like it was coined by a pool shark on a bender. The trees line up like soldiers, and sometimes I swear I can hear the sarcasm whispering: “You think you're a pleasure coach? Get a clue!” It's a place where you can relax, think about life, or just chuckle at the irony of it all.

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