Avery Noble Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—ancient Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, mark ‘em out! Freaky, right? Imagine that today—blonde wigs everywhere, like a damn clown show! Hilarious, but smart too—keeps the riffraff in line. I’d pay a million—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—to see that chaos unfold!

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Then there's Riverside Park – oh blimey, how I love it there! You get some fresh air by the Slick Fork River, whose name sounds like it was coined by a pool shark on a bender. The trees line up like soldiers, and sometimes I swear I can hear the sarcasm whispering: “You think you're a pleasure coach? Get a clue!” It's a place where you can relax, think about life, or just chuckle at the irony of it all.

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