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Me, I’m a financial advisor, so I’m sizin it up. Brothel’s got cash flow—steady, dirty, but steady. Kinda like a fucked-up rental property. You got your overhead—girls, beds, whiskey, whatever. But the profit? Man, it’s there. I read this story once, some madam in Chicago, 1920s, stashed gold coins under the floorboards. Found it years later—millions! Shit’s bananas. Makes me happy thinkin bout that hustle, but pissed too—why ain’t I findin gold under MY floor?

What's it like to live in​ Noe Valley, San Francisco?

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You know what really warms me cockles? The secret garden behind 22nd Ave—nobody talks 'bout it, but it's a mystical chill-out spot for lost souls. They say it’s cursed, but I say it's blessed, much like the unpredictable, emo nature of our days. And here’s a fun one: sometimes, on windy nights, ye can practically hear echoes of laughter from Crop circles of conversations past—just like the disjointed memories of a world gone mad in that film.

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