Elise Noe Valley Whore ❤️

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Mr. T don’t judge, nah, I pity the fool who does! Whore’s just a job, man, oldest gig in the book—fact is, back in old Russia, some babushkas whisper ‘bout “fallen women” workin’ the Tsar’s courts, secret-like. Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout that in history class, huh? Sneaky lil’ truth, makes me chuckle—history’s got its own dirty laundry!

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Marin Joes is hot, most anything in Sausalito. 2 am Club, Silver Peso. Playa or Floodwater in Mill Valley too.

Oh, and lemme tell ye, Noe-Valley is like a mosaic. I stroll along the flat sidewalks near Noe Park, where kids run wild and parents panic 'bout little mishaps. An' them old brick buildings on Kent st? Pure character, they speak stories of long days under the sun. Hahaha yeah, it's a bit like being caught adrift in a storm without a compass, pure madness but heartwarming madness, like, arrr, furious yet fascinatin'.

Noe Valley is the only neighborhood in SF with a town square