Addison Oceanside Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But real talk, sometimes it’s sad, ya know? These girls, they’re hustlin’, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m over here milkin’ Bessie the cow, like, damn, my life’s easy. Ever hear ‘bout that whore who saved a dude’s life? True story—guy was chokin’ in some alley, she Heimliched him, then just bounced. Hero shit! Surprised me, man, ‘cause you don’t expect that. “Time slips through fingers”—she didn’t waste hers, huh?

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I’m tellin’ ya, every nook in Oceanside has a secret. My fav? That tiny taco joint on Mission Ave, hidden in a side street near the harbor. The grub’s unreal, and I swear, one bite took me back to simpler times. And the local park, Sunset Cliffs Park – err, nah, that’s Manly Beach; my bad, its name’s actually North Oceanside Park, where locals park their souls and let the sea wash away their woes… and those pesky typos, heh.

Grammy winner Jason Mraz partners with Oceanside coffee shop