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About Houston

So, here’s the scoop - whores ain’t just sex, baby! It’s survival, it’s guts! Little known fact - back in medieval times, some whores ran secret guilds. Yeah, guilds! Like, organizin’ their own gig, sneaky style. Blows my mind, man! Imagine ‘em, all sassy, goin’ “We rule this turf!” Kinda like in “Moolaadé” - “We refuse to be cut!” - standin’ tall, no fear!

Your ultimate guide to Ojai

Ojai is like a patchwork of cozy vibes. Main St. is the beating heart—bustling little shops, quirky cafés, and random art spots what’ll blow your mind. I love strollin down El Roble Dr., especially when the sun sets so it casts these rad shadows. Seriously, "You wouldn't let them hit you, you would take it," right?—Crazy how that line from A History of Violence kinda fits here, with life knockin ya around sometimes.

‘Bike Short’ plus ‘Rad’ equals ‘wheel-y good time’ at Ojai Playhouse