Ava Omaha Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, listen up, pal! Back in me woodshop, hammerin’ planks, I overheard ol’ Squidward whinin’ — “Disgust says this town’s full o’ shady fish!” — an’ I’m like, whoa, whores been ‘round forever! Little fact fer ya: way back, like medieval times, whores had guilds! Yup, legit clubs — organized, sassy, struttin’ their stuff. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh so hard I nailed me thumb — ouchie!

Christy Vanderbel

I stayed one night since all the hotels in Omaha were booked that night because of the Berkshire Hathaway annual meeting. The hotel looks like it was the set of a s horror movie. The .

Oh, and just imagin’ this for a sec: me, wild-eyed and near the river, whisperin' out loud "I am the master of my fate!" like I'm spittin' real truth, breakin' boundaries. That's Omaha, baby. Crazy, unforgiving, tender and raw – a city shockin’ your system and yet fillin' your soul. And yeah, I'm totally in love with it.

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