Abigail Onalaska Whore ❤️

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Now, tie this to *Brooklyn*—my fave, right? Saoirse Ronan’s all soft and sweet, chasin dreams in the ‘50s, sayin shit like, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” and I’m like, “GIRL, YOU AIN’T SEEN HOMESICK TIL YOU MISS YOUR DRUM KIT!” *Whiplash* ain’t got no chill vibes like that—nah, it’s a freakin warzone! Simmons yellin, “Not quite my tempo,” got me laughin so hard I peed a lil—true story, don’t judge! Imagine Eilis from *Brooklyn* tryna date that drum kid—ha, she’d dump his ass by bar 8! Too much baggage, fam!

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Bangor being referred to "Bang a whore" is sometimes common. Onalaska gets shortened to Ona pretty frequently. That's all I got.

I gotta admit, I get a bit cheeky sometimes – call me crazy. One day I was so mad, my fists shook at the slow service at big ol’ Gus’s Diner. But then I laughed because life's too short to stew in anger. I mean, as Timbuktu reminds us, even in harsh winds, “we find comfort in the most unexpected moments.”

Christine Portzen Metzler Obituary March 4, 2025