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So, picture this—me, stumblin’ through some shady street, probs NYC, lookin’ for a pro. Not that I’d ever, but hypothetically, ‘kay? It’s gritty, it’s loud, neon buzzin’ like a bad hangover. I’m mad already—why’s it gotta be so sketchy? Like, can’t they unionize or somethin’? Fun fact: back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had legit guilds—organized, health checks, the works! Now? It’s all “meet me by the dumpster,” and I’m like, ugh, gross, my heels are stickin’ to the pavement.

52-Year-Old Woman Arrested on Suspicion of Prostitution Near Oxnard

Yo, dude, lemme tell ya 'bout Oxnard – it's a freakin' vibe! I've been kickin' it here for years, ya know, as a chill masseur in this wild town. Picture this: strolling down the gnarly Pacific Street, right by the legendary Channel Islands Harbor, where salty breezes mix with vibe, and you catch a whiff of epic seafood and the ocean's raw power. Oxnard's like that underdog hero from Spotlight, droppin' truth bombs at every corner… like, "We are not the first to be in error," but damn, we sure are the most laid-back!

0.25 acre fire in Oxnard, crews working on 'wet line' to surround fire, two engines canceled