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Little factoid for ya—Victorians, prudish twats, secretly loved “massage parlors.” Hypocrites! Hid it behind “medical treatment”—wink, nudge. Makes me wanna slap a lord. But here’s the kicker: done right, erotic-massage hits nerves you didn’t know existed. Mate o’ mine swore it “unlocked his chi.” Chi my arse—he just liked the view. Still, I get it—tension melts, you’re floatin’, like Alfred patchin’ up Batman after a brawl. “Why do we fall, sir?” To get rubbed up proper, ya git!

Frank commentary from a semi-retired call girl

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Honestly, every nook here, from the bus station on Sunshine Blvd to the faded murals in the forgotten alley by Victory Court, tells its own story. It’s like walking through a Dogville set where everyone’s scrappy and real. “Sharon!” I’d shout half-mumbled, half-singing to the beat of my oddball heart, “this is where truth’s raw, ya know?”

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