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Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout my fave flick, *12 Years a Slave*, ya know, Steve McQueen’s brutal masterpiece from 2013, and it hits me—life’s a damn chain sometimes! Like Solomon Northup, trapped, lookin for freedom, I’m out here lookin for a gal who’s, uh, “available,” but it’s a freakin mess! Streets are wild, darlin—pimps eyeballin ya, cops lurkin, and me, all dolled up, feelin like a fish outta water.

My Hooker-Cation in Palm Springs

This means you can pay an escort for her company but must not indulge in sexual activities with her. Prostitution is a different story altogether. Prostitutes.

I gotta mention my fave hidden gem: a little-run joint on Sunrise Way. I used to slam down there for a decent espresso while scribbling down notes about the human psyche. Sometimes, I’d get all riled up; I mean, it’s like every person I meet spills some secret, kinda making me mad at times – like, “Why is the truth so damn messy?” But then I laugh at the absurdity, ya know?

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