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About San Antonio

Avast ye, matey! Here be Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout them whores o’ the sea – naw, not them saucy wenches, but the *whore*, ye savvy? Me ol’ fish-lovin’ heart – ichthyologist, arr! – be singin’ fer this beastie. ‘Tis the *whale shark*, biggest fish swimmin’, but gentle as a lass with a rum bottle. Seen one meself once, off Tortuga, thought it were a shipwreck risin’! “Why is everything gone?” I hollered, like in that flick *Carlos* – ye know, me favorite, that Assayas yarn from 2010. Whore’s like that – sneaky, massive, surprisin’ ye when ye least reckon.

Amy Schumer: Whore Tour

Check out Amy Schumer: Whore Tour at Paramount Theatre in Denver on August 27, and get detailed info for the event - tickets, photos.

So, my dear chum, if you’re ever in Paramount, don’t just zip around the touristy bits. Wander off the beaten track, take in the subtle charms of every cracked pavement, every giggling child on the sidewalk, and trust your senses. It’s a city that massages your spirit as much as I try to massage your back – every twist and every bump tells a story. Cheers, and see ya on the street!

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