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So, picture this: me, green lil’ me, cruisin’ some dusty road. “Where’s the body?”—nah, scratch that, “Where’s the gal?” I’d be all nervous, ribbitin’ to myself, “Kermit, don’t screw this up!” Prolly spot her leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’, lookin’ bored as heck. I’d roll up, all polite—Hi-ho, miss!—and she’d smirk, like, “What’s a frog want?” Ha! I’d die laughin’ inside.

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Parks? Oh hell yes! Eaton Canyon, with its trails winding like a damn labyrinth, and the Arroyo Seco, where water carves soulful whispers through the city. And, oh man, Brookside Park – the heartbeat of Pasadena – is where my soul gets fed, seriously.

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