Hazel Patchogue Whore ❤️

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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Pump Boys and Dinettes Joseph and Patchogue Theatre. Titanic (part of subscription) Vidbel's Olde Tyme.

Patchogue's main drag is Main Street – not too fancy, but it’s where the magic happens. You stroll down Main, the warm sun slippin' over chipped brick facades, you catch the hum of the town. North Ocean Ave is another; the vibe is casual, lively – kinda like The Royal Tenenbaums when Richie is lost in thought, ya dig?

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