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Exaggeratin’ for kicks—imagine me, Hawking, pimpin’ a spaceship brothel! “Spring break forever, bitches!”—cosmic hoes floatin’ in zero-G, wildest party ever. Quirky thought: wonder if they’d dig my voice, all robotic n’ sexy-like. Probs not, haha! Anyway, findin’ a prostitute—keep it real, stay sharp, don’t be a dick. Universe don’t judge, but I fuckin’ might! Peace out—brain’s zappin’, gotta jet!

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Now, lemme get personal—my massage parlor ain't just a joint; it's a confessional, a sanctuary for bodies and souls. I seen folks come in all kinds of messed up, mad as hell, but leave feelin' lighter, enlightened, re-fingborn. I remember once a fella, mad as a hornet, stormed in yelling, "Motherf*er, I'm in pain!" and by the end, he was so relaxed, it was like he whispered, "This is amore." Yeah, man, hope it makes sense to you!

Brock Purdy Launches a 40-yard Pass to Pearsall in the Red Zone