Makayla Perrysburg Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So yeah, whore’s this unsung hero, man. Tiny, bendy, kinda stinky sometimes—smells like gas and regret. Makes me wonder, ya think it gets lonely? Nah, prolly not, it’s just a hose. But I love it, quirks and all! Next time ur car’s runnin smooth, thank the whore, dude. It’s out there, hustlin in the dark, makin magic happen. Is it weird I wanna hug it? Prolly! Oh well, that’s me—Patrick Star, car whisperer! Whore forever, baby!

Planning & Zoning

John HOOKER, a native of Brandon, Vt., came to Perrysburg while young and was the first permanent settler on the HOOKER farm, where he died about

I’ve got a fav here: the Butterfield Recreation Area. Yesss, that place! Sunny skies, green grass, and a sweet river – the Maumee River flows near it. I used to take walks there, my head full of sexy thoughts. A sexologist’s gotta unwind, right? I’d whisper, "I drink your milkshake," as a nod to There Will Be Blood – so badass and raw, like me!

Perrysburg JV hockey wins state title