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Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps spike on Valentine’s? Yeah, lonely hearts get desperate, it’s hilarious! I was on there once, scrollin’, and this chick’s like, “DTF, no strings.” Straight up! I’m thinkin’, “Bloody hell, love, at least buy me dinner first!” Got me mad, tho—where’s the chase, the thrill? Everyone’s so damn lazy now. Back in my day—well, Hannibal’s day—I’d seduce ya proper, then maybe eat yer liver with fava beans. Classy, yeah?

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Cat Houses, Dirty Hookers and Giant Buns in Pigeon Forge Highlight of the trip so far was petting an actual cat at the Cat House. more. View all.

BTW, if ya need a break from the chaos of swipes and matches, check out Laurel Falls. Yeah, it's a bit hidden but perfect for lovers and loners alike. There’s that rugged beauty here: twisted paths, falling water, and me rantin’ away about how the world’s insane sometimes. And sure, in these wild nights, I catch vibes like “Whoa”—just echoing that Son of Saul intensity, man, life teetering on the edge of chaos and beauty.

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